It’s a tough job market in today’s economy, but if you’re going to find employment with one Loudoun’s supervisors, you’re up against some steep employment requirements.

Supervisor Eugene Delgaudio (R-Sterling) has posted a listing on conservativejobs.com seeking a “Genuine Pro-life Moral Conservative” to lend him a helping hand with his administrative duties. The posting reads:

Loudoun County Supervisor seeking part-time staff member to assist in office duties in Leesburg, Va., which will include constituent, administrative and some charity fundraising duties. Don’t bother applying if you hate church, children, cats or dogs or think porn is victimless. Thank you. Send resume to .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address).

The listing goes on to say that there are no required skills, no desirable skills and no required certifications. No salary requirement is listed. Do you have what it takes?